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Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
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(Blank)-gasms!
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Men Quotes
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The Boston taxi driver
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At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
What is your problem?
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Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...