What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...