Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...