You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?