Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...