Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...