Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
I just managed to settle an account!
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....