Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
I just managed to settle an account!
|A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...