Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!