man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!