Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Unique job interviews
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What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...