The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...