I have a magical dancing duck
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Optimist vs. Pessimist
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Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...