The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.