Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...