Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...