The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...