Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
New Viagra Product Lines!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...