Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...