When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
A great fruit cake recipie
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...