Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
What on earth!!!
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.