Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...