How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...