I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...