English is very strange
|Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...