Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
The World’s Worst Joke!
…’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...