Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...