Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger