Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...