If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...