Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.