It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Understanding Your Paycheck
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What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
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Because they squeak!
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When you know you must really be drunk
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