Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...