I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
I.R.S. parking tickets
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Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Bees pay you a visit
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