HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.