The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
The corporate boat race
|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...