Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...