Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....