Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....