Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...