Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Some fishing terms
|Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release – A conservation motion that happens most...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...