To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)’Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Advice from lawyers
|George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However,...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...