Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...