Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...