Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...