Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!