Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Graphics work too much
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The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Men’s Rude Awakening
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An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
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Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...