A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
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A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
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New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.