Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...