Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...