I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...